Jerry Falwell, Jr. = Hank Steinbrenner

So I'm back from VA Beach and the worst job interview known to man. The job ended up being exactly what I don't want to do with the rest of my life. So to hell with them, and to hell with taking crappy jobs just to say that you have one.

I'm essentially back to square one, but I've got something in the works. As soon as I unveil my plans, you'll be the first to know.

On another note:

Jerry Falwell Sr. is dead. Has been for some time now. But the university that he founded based on hate and divisiveness was left in the hands of his son. And Jerry Jr. continues to make the same kind of news that his father did.

Liberty will no longer recognize the school's Democrats' club as an official organization because apparently their ideals are "out of control" and can no longer be "sanctioned." Unless the Young Dems link up with a pro-life organization on campus, Falwell Jr. and his band of right reverends will continue to cleanse their theocratic fortress of evil-doers and baby killers.

I won't spend much time on this because religion and abortion discussions trigger an unrivaled repulsion in me. Certain groups use their platforms on these issues in their attempts to take over the world, and I hate it.

Liberty University is a private institution. Since he couldn't sue these bible beaters for repression of free speech, the president of the College Democrats decided to leave school and transfer to another university.

Many of you will read this and assume that I dislike christians or christianity. Not true. Although I may not be a practicing christian, I admire people of faith. It just so happens that I don't have any. And this kind of tyrannical christianity is exactly why.


Thoughts of the day:

- Did the USGA seriously think they could get away with keeping the ticket money from Thursday's opening round of the U.S. Open? The USGA sold 50,000 tickets at $150 a pop to watch the FIRST ROUND. That's $7.5 million for Thursday alone. Tiger didn't even come close to finishing his round and Phil never left the range. Professional sports organizations are having a hard enough time exploiting fans in this economy. Trying to take the money and run is a sure fire way to keep fans at home watching on TV.

- Alex Rodriguez now has a bird chest. We haven't seen a more obvious post-steroid performance since Javier Lopez. A-Rod's hitting .145 in the month of June, but hey... he's dating Kate Hudson.

- Lindsey Lohan posted a topless picture of herself on Twitter. This is just another reason for me not to use Twitter. She looks like a dusty old duffle bag full of tent poles.